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by: DemonKiller554 (07/18/2005)

Hey, can you keep a secret? The light at the end of the tunnel is really... it's really a demon infest lava pit. Just make sure you don't tell %n.
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by: eskimo nuggets (07/12/2005)

Your mom is so old she farts dust.
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1,241 Clicks

by: mr.ourglass (07/08/2005)

Ok think of a hand with all the fingers pointing up words, now think the index, pinky, ring, and thumb folded inwards. What do you have left? Have a nice day... you ass.
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1,251 Clicks

by: lilman8495 (07/08/2005)

I'm out like your mom's hairstyle!
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1,247 Clicks

by: iamNOTsam (07/08/2005)

"If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China."
- Geico Commercial
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1,264 Clicks

by: crulgrl2007 (07/07/2005)

El burro sab mas que t.
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by: TheInviziblEkiD (07/05/2005)

If there was a rain drop for every time I thought of you, the world would forever be in a drought.
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by: uthinkurapimp (07/01/2005)

You must not be scared of heights, 'cause you take stupidity to the highest level.
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by: xstarburstsx (07/01/2005)

Since I would never kiss you in real life, here's a virtual one:

,i|ii|i,.
`'li||il'`

Directions: Put lips against computer, preferably on lips. Kiss all you want.
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by: Republicanman2 (07/01/2005)

I bet you're wondering what I'm doing... Well... have you seen your mom in the past few days?
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