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by: >*< (08/21/2005)

You're starting to grow on me...like MOLD.
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1,236 Clicks

by: skppy1225 (08/14/2005)

Dumbledore dies on page 606. (I just saved you $30 and four hours.)
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1,236 Clicks

by: Volume (08/14/2005)

Hello %n,
We regret to inform you that this user has recently installed the new Moron Blocker and you did not pass qualifications to be forwarded to them. Please try again later when you have more IQ points.
Thank you.
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1,263 Clicks

by: someone (08/14/2005)

You're about as straight as a limp noodle.
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1,265 Clicks

by: BCRich57 (08/08/2005)

Why are you here? Maybe you should pick up a nice safe hobby like building model cars or throwing rocks at the elderly.
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1,240 Clicks

by: tandum20117 (08/08/2005)

I would care that you're hurting...but my give-a-damn's busted..
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1,256 Clicks

by: Tralala (08/03/2005)

Who gives a flying fart in Space where I am? Well obviously you, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. You need to think about going to Wal-Mart and buying a life.
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1,241 Clicks

by: riparj2904 (07/27/2005)

Out promoting the Clay Aiken diet...You know, the one where you put in a Clay Aiken record and try to keep your food down...
I've lost 50 pounds in 4 weeks and I owe it all to the Clay Aiken diet!! Thank you for being on American Idol, Clay!!


Warning: Side effects may include sexiness, weight loss, deafness, and in some, extreme cases you may lose more weight then that former fat guy, Jared, from subway. Results may vary, batteries not included.
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1,348 Clicks

by: jddjsblonde28 (07/18/2005)

What do you enjoy doing while you're bored? Uh-huh... Well that's all good and fun but this is what I like to do... Ignore your dumbass!
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1,237 Clicks

by: jddjsblond28 (07/18/2005)

You know that feeling when a pop-up POPS up into the screen and you want to throw your computer on the ground and crush it with your bare hands? Yeah? Well that's how I feel about your messages...
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1,241 Clicks


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