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by: >*<   (08/21/2005)

You're starting to grow on me...like MOLD.
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by: skppy1225   (08/14/2005)

Dumbledore dies on page 606. (I just saved you $30 and four hours.)
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by: Volume   (08/14/2005)

Hello %n,
We regret to inform you that this user has recently installed the new Moron Blocker and you did not pass qualifications to be forwarded to them. Please try again later when you have more IQ points.
Thank you.
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by: someone   (08/14/2005)

You're about as straight as a limp noodle.
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by: BCRich57   (08/08/2005)

Why are you here? Maybe you should pick up a nice safe hobby like building model cars or throwing rocks at the elderly.
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by: tandum20117   (08/08/2005)

I would care that you're hurting...but my give-a-damn's busted..
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by: Tralala   (08/03/2005)

Who gives a flying fart in Space where I am? Well obviously you, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. You need to think about going to Wal-Mart and buying a life.
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by: riparj2904   (07/27/2005)

Out promoting the Clay Aiken diet...You know, the one where you put in a Clay Aiken record and try to keep your food down...
I've lost 50 pounds in 4 weeks and I owe it all to the Clay Aiken diet!! Thank you for being on American Idol, Clay!!


Warning: Side effects may include sexiness, weight loss, deafness, and in some, extreme cases you may lose more weight then that former fat guy, Jared, from subway. Results may vary, batteries not included.
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by: jddjsblonde28   (07/18/2005)

What do you enjoy doing while you're bored? Uh-huh... Well that's all good and fun but this is what I like to do... Ignore your dumbass!
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by: jddjsblond28   (07/18/2005)

You know that feeling when a pop-up POPS up into the screen and you want to throw your computer on the ground and crush it with your bare hands? Yeah? Well that's how I feel about your messages...
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