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by: futballplaya989 (09/07/2005)

The first step is admitting that you're a moron.
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by: drew (08/29/2005)

I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel right now.
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by: retardsk8ing1 (08/29/2005)

There will be a dumbass sitting exactly where you are on %d at %t
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by: HappyMonkey450 (08/29/2005)

You're about as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit.
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1,241 Clicks

by: glebs (08/28/2005)

You're about as straight as a slinky.
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1,244 Clicks

by: O Dumb One (08/28/2005)

If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic!
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1,238 Clicks

by: clach315 (08/28/2005)

. save oxygen . shut up .
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1,236 Clicks

by: thewizardofoz393 (08/28/2005)

I'm not doing anything that important, but hey, it beats talking to you
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1,245 Clicks

by: Dot (08/21/2005)

It's hard actually having a life... that's why I'm away, and %n's not.
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1,236 Clicks

by: WinstonChurchi11 (08/21/2005)

I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop than talk to you.
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