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by: EYS (12/11/2005)

HAHA, By opening this away message, You have just recieved a Virus that will spread personal information about you throughout the world wide web.
have a nice day :)
Mean
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by: Shane1313 (12/06/2005)

If Ignorance were bliss, you'd drown in your own piss from laughing.
Mean
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by: O DOGG (12/05/2005)

Sorry, but the user you are trying to contact has elected to block messages originating from your IP address. This is an automated transmission, please do not attempt to reply. Thank you.
Mean
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by: DownTheStares (11/30/2005)

My grandmother was going to send me a fruitcake for Christmas, but I told her, "That's okay, grandma, I'll just go hang out with %n!"
Mean
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by: kennybizzle12 (11/28/2005)

Reading "When I Wet the Bed" based on the true story of %n.
Mean
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by: garon42k (11/28/2005)

Hey! Idiot! The little notepad's up! That means I hate you!
Mean
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by: 007 (11/28/2005)

If money were brains, then I'd invite you off your little street corner so you could come live with me in my mansion!
Mean
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by: Just_Dont_CARE (11/28/2005)

Listen, I don't care about ugly people, gay people don't bother me either, but you, get your mouse the flip away from my screenname.
Mean
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by: jewelgirl16 (11/21/2005)

Oh look! Only 436,405 days until I care about what %n thinks!
Mean
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by: joepermanent (11/16/2005)

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (REAL AMERICAN HEROES).
Today we salute you, Mr.Emo Punk Kid. You showed us what the real purpose of sweat bands really are: To stop any liquid from reaching your forearm from your bicep. Genius. (No wet hands for me!) Some may say your fashion is nothing more than something found in a trash can, but you know better, for your mother washed it, twice. (Tumble Dry Only!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Heir of the Ho Hum Happiness, because without you we wouldn't know that men as well as women deserve eye shadow and twenty three pounds of chains.
Mean
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