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by: WishIhadaBMW7 (01/22/2006)

You guys know the away message "I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought 'wait a minute... suicide is a crime!'"
Well as it turns out, suicide is legal. So why don't you self centered losers go kill yourselves?!
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1,266 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/22/2006)

Off to your mom's place for some milf and cookies.
Mean
1,247 Clicks

by: I Am Logan 717 (01/10/2006)

Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your head. May you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.
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1,260 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (01/10/2006)

ACHHHOOOO....
Sorry, I'm allergic to stupid.
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: XXmedinagirlXX (01/10/2006)

Put that in your juice box and suck it!
Mean
1,245 Clicks

by: dawtishak (12/31/2005)

In case of fire scroll down
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I said in case of fire dumbass!
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1,236 Clicks

by: caliente973 (12/31/2005)

If your brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant-sized motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
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1,251 Clicks

by: SomePerson (12/27/2005)

Q. What does a retard do when he has to piss?
A. Well you should know!
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: Tsj93M92 (12/27/2005)

,,l,,_(-.-)_,,l,,

To %n
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by: gotmilkcosidont0 (12/27/2005)

Whenever the Goth Carebears come out of their Black Forest, watch out, one step forward can cause you a lifetime of pain.

...I'm not sure why but I like it better than your gay away messages.
Mean
1,259 Clicks


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