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by: DemonSlaya583 (04/07/2006)

You'r as pretty as a delicious piece of candy after it's out of my digestive track.
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by: mel (03/30/2006)

1... 2... 3... Darn. I was sure that if I closed my eyes and counted to 3, you'd be gone.
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1,254 Clicks

by: Wrf444 (03/30/2006)

Everyone knows you farted!
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1,236 Clicks

by: DaRKeRDuDe555 (03/23/2006)

ur mom is rated
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for everyone
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1,236 Clicks

by: AlmostDude3 (03/23/2006)

Yo momma so fat, she needs MapQuest to find her chins!
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1,242 Clicks

by: soccer4life1402 (03/22/2006)

You:
1) Your longest relationship was in a chat room.
2) You call your friends by their sn.
3) You got rushed to the emergency room because of a chess club injury.
4) You tripped over a cordless phone and cried for 17 minutes.
5) You'd rather have the newest calculator than a new cell phone. I know you're weird!
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1,257 Clicks

by: bondage (03/12/2006)

ATTENTION, SNOOP DOGG FANS
Drop dead like it's hawwwwt.
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1,260 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (03/12/2006)

Just found out someone you used to mess with has AIDS. But don't sweat it, because there's good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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1,255 Clicks

by: KaFFyL.T (03/12/2006)

..!..(-_-)..!.. FOoK OoFf Im AWAyy CanT chU see?? so stop looking at my away message
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1,259 Clicks

by: Trevor (03/12/2006)

I wish you were a donkey so I would have an excuse for calling you a jackass.
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