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by: SHA-NAY-NAY (09/06/2006)

The reason you hate me is because I am exactly like you, only 10 times better!
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1,236 Clicks

by: heyholetsgo89 (08/23/2006)

OOOO, looks like someone had a big helping of bitchflakes this morning.
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1,245 Clicks

by: OriGiNaL*GaNqStAh*ChiQ (08/23/2006)

Yo mommas so nasty she can suck a bullet out of a gun on safety... LOL
Mean
1,252 Clicks

by: ichabutcrack (08/23/2006)

Ur dad's so bald, when he wears a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom. :)
Mean
1,247 Clicks

by: A Mad Kitty (08/23/2006)

If i keep nodding my head will u go away?
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1,246 Clicks

by: kLoWnRaCeR69 (08/23/2006)

For all those people who talk sh*t behind my back: Do me a favor and kiss my ass while you're back there!
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: fizzle899 (08/23/2006)

You're my freind.
You hurt, I hurt.
You die, i die.
You cry, i cry.
You lie, i lie.
You jump in front of a bus, and I'm gonna miss your stupid ass.
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: lo92gan (08/16/2006)

Your mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Mean
1,250 Clicks

by: blondes are no1 (08/16/2006)

if you are reading this message you probably just typed something random like hjbjhbhvbr, just to see what it was... wow, get a life..
Mean
1,252 Clicks

by: anonymous123 (08/05/2006)

Who rules the night?

Your MOM rules the night!
Mean
1,236 Clicks


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