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by: idk (03/03/2007)

Oh you're playing stupid again... Looks like you're winning!
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: w00t (03/03/2007)

*chokes, grabs throat, collapses on keyboard and has violent spasms. Falls on floor twitching*

I'm sorry, i'm highly allergic to B.S.
Mean
1,246 Clicks

by: Sped-Head13 (01/16/2007)

You are as useless as censored, mute porn.
Mean
1,241 Clicks

by: bazz68 (01/16/2007)

I heard that your dad went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restroom.
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: N.E.R.Dgurl (01/16/2007)

I'm selfish, but you smell like shellfish.
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: xXBriarRose13Xx (01/16/2007)

If you don't have anything nice to say say it anyways. =)
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: N.E.R.Dgurl (01/12/2007)

I've seen your myspace picture....you look like you would piss me off
Mean
1,236 Clicks

by: DKMster (01/12/2007)

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of Adequicy

You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't
inflate
And ya smell
repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

-Weird Al "You're Pitiful"
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1,303 Clicks

by: heyholetsgo89 (12/12/2006)

She's been slammed more times than a door at an anger management clinic.
Mean
1,244 Clicks

by: jpdooda (12/12/2006)

I'll be back (when you get a life)
Mean
1,236 Clicks


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