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by: irishsaitin (07/19/2007)

Yo momma so fat...she fell off all four sides of the bed at once!!
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by: cheetahbabe85 (07/19/2007)

Valentines Day is the time of year where I dress in black and hiss at people.
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1,295 Clicks

by: J-dub (07/19/2007)

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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1,261 Clicks

by: RandomTask (07/19/2007)

yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it
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1,236 Clicks

by: macmarge (06/22/2007)

Thank you for shopping at my away message! Please, don't come back.
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by: D_sturbed (06/22/2007)

Yo mamma so fat uses BBQ sauce for lube and jaggs off to a cook book!
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by: THE Muffin Man (06/12/2007)

I'm out enjoying the pool...you know...the one you wish you had, but you don't have...the one you would love to swim in...the sole reason you constantly ask to come over to my house and swim...the one you're never going to swim in as long as i'm breathing...the one i'm swimming in now...and not you.
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by: Alexis (06/12/2007)

I am away from the computer right now because....YOUR MOM!
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1,236 Clicks

by: luckieduckie (05/22/2007)

Yo mommas so stupid she went to a clippers game and thought she was getting a haircut.
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by: TAKE THA K A S H (05/22/2007)

Hey %n, your mom told me to tell you she likes this new dance I'm teaching her...
Mattress dancing.
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