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by: psndead   (09/13/2007)

If you need a reason for me being away, it's because you're not.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin   (08/24/2007)

What doesn't kill you pisses me off
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by: Jake Himself   (08/22/2007)

Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An @sshole
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by: zaqsaw   (08/22/2007)

When you speak, I can actually hear the oxygen being wasted. -_-'
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by: Desire_of_none   (08/14/2007)

Look's like it's obvious day in stupid town.
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by: Panhead   (08/14/2007)

FEELING STRESSED?
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world." The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear. You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water. Look...It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place. What a pleasant surprise. You let them up.....just for a quick breath.....then PLOOP!...back under they go.... You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want. There now......feeling better?
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1,337 Clicks

by: ull never know   (08/04/2007)

If u read this entire away message all the way to the bottom you are legally gay.
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by: bob   (08/04/2007)

%n... Who unblocked you?
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by: wow get a life   (08/04/2007)

This away message is great because its gives you very valuable information about life:
Get One!
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1,236 Clicks

by: cool   (08/04/2007)

Tu eres un pendejo
(you are my friend)
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1,236 Clicks


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