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by: zmander313 (10/15/2007)

So yeah I am away so please read the following message that I have put up for all of my friends to see and know where I am. Here comes the message: You have been reading this for approximately 15 seconds which has given me enough time to inject you with a deadly poison. You will be dead within the next 5 minutes, so go eat some toast, hug your mother, and have a nice day.
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by: Hyperion6 (10/08/2007)

shhh...were stalking the elusive %n! it has been told that they look like us but are total tards because they cant tell when people are AWAY...OH CRIKEY IT SPOTTED US RUN FOR YOUR F***ING LIVES OMFG!!!
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by: seahawksrule0037 (10/08/2007)

It's ok, half the people in the world are below average too
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by: Jon McShafty (10/08/2007)

How Do You Keep An Idiot Busy...Turn Over Away Message To Find Out
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by: wtf907 (10/08/2007)

Calling %n an idiot would insult all idiots
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by: HazardAche (09/21/2007)

Be a retard and send me more messages...
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by: macmarge (09/21/2007)

Academy Performance.

Each morning I rise from my peaceful slumber,
Where all is right with the world.
I brace myself for the hardships that await me outside,
& plaster on my faux smile and continue out the door.
Not knowing what comes next in my script,
I persevere and pace through the halls of my school.

You attempt to disarm me, you attempt to make me cave.
But you fail miserably, For now there is a stone cold wall around my heart,
Composed of much more than brick and mortar you can't get to me now.
You had your chance, I applaud you for that. You followed your script well enough to rival Clint Eastwood. But you met one unforgiving flaw. My life is not your blockbuster.
I confess however, that I too act as if all is impeccable, faultless, and ideal. But the credits are rolling now, the theater's clearing, and no one cares anymore.

I hold the leading role in my life, not you, Somewhere that became questionable to you.
A mere supporting role is all that you hold to your name. While you're still in the credits at the end of the show,
I am remembered, I alone resonate in the minds and hearts of my viewers.
& I alone will hold the Academy Award winning performance.

~mm
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by: bored2death (09/20/2007)

*Cough*Cough* you suck *Cough*
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by: bored2death (09/20/2007)

Don't forget, a setback is just a set up for a future accomplishment.

HAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I just couldn't say that with a straight face
Mean
1,246 Clicks

by: littlemunchy (09/13/2007)

I'll come back when you have something better to say.
Mean
1,236 Clicks


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