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by: Korei Ryuu (11/27/2007)

One
Little two
Little three
Little scratches..

Four
Little five
Little six
Little slashes..

Seven
Little eight
Little nine
Little gashes..

Ten little emos dead!

...

F#ckin' new age hippies.
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1,276 Clicks

by: BAMF (11/27/2007)

IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE RIGHT NOW, I WILL GOUGE YOU'RE EYES OUT AND SKULL F#CK YOU!

bbl, I'm poking the dead bird in my backyard
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1,253 Clicks

by: austinfcom12 (11/27/2007)

Shouldn't you be out at the curb? It's trash pickup day.
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by: connor=daman (11/27/2007)

Roses are red, violets are blue, out doin stuff that doesn't involve you.
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by: topsecret... (11/15/2007)

For those of you who are blonds... THE YELLOW THING BESIDE MY NAME MEANS I'M AWAY! WHEN I'M AWAY I WON'T ANSWER BECAUSE I'M NOT HERE. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW, I HAVE PREPARED THIS MESSAGE FOR YOU IN ADVANCE, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M HERE...CUZ I AM AWAY
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1,236 Clicks

by: Eskimoboy5000 (11/08/2007)

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe failing's ur thing...
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by: converse9944 (10/24/2007)

If someone says:

"Eres un puto"

It actually means:

"You are really cool"

...Don't listen to what anyone else says. They're stupid. :)
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1,236 Clicks

by: BCFreak53 (10/24/2007)

If you need to talk to me, too bad
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by: Korei Ryuu (10/24/2007)

If you're happy and you know it.. leave me alone.
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by: Shinigami_Wings (10/24/2007)

Why don't you go as a deer for Halloween? We can take you to the highway and you can frolic in front of traffic. That'd be fun, right?
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