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by: blackflag300 (11/26/2006)

Just remember, when you've hit rock bottom, you have nowhere to go but up.
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1,300 Clicks

by: macmarge (11/26/2006)

In the future there will be no parents to answer the childrens' questions like, "why is the sky blue"... There will just be Google.
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1,300 Clicks

by: IHATELIFE (11/26/2006)

Life Sucks... Where's the off switch?
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1,300 Clicks

by: supercutie787 (11/06/2006)

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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1,305 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (09/05/2006)

R.I.P. Steve Irwin
The Crocodile Hunter

2/22/1962 - 9/4/2006

"CRIKEY!"
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1,306 Clicks

by: KyLiE (08/16/2006)

Saying MTV is a great help to the music industry is like saying that Taco Bell is an authentic Mexican restaurant.
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1,303 Clicks

by: macmarge (06/12/2006)

I'm a band geek. Go ahead laugh... When I'm playing in the New York Philharmonic, making $100,000... I'll be laughing at you when you pick up my garbage.
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1,307 Clicks

by: FOB442 (06/07/2006)

Money cant buy happiness, true, but it certainly improves the bargaining situation
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1,300 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (06/07/2006)

One of Myspace.com's only accomplishments has been to gather all the people who exhibit human intelligence and perception at its worst into one place so they can spread their sheer unbridled stupidity around like AIDS. Too bad that not enough people wear mental condoms.
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1,304 Clicks

by: Ardvark Asian Abbaconasion Who (05/23/2006)

4:00pm: Wallow in self pity.
4:30pm: Stare into the abyss.
5:00pm: Solve world hunger. (tell NO ONE)
5:30pm: Jazzercize.
6:30pm: Dinner with me. (I can't cancel that again!)
7:00pm: Wrestle with my self-loathing.....
I'm BOOKED!
Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
Emo/Real Life
1,319 Clicks


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