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by: Picciano (07/19/2007)

anyone find the answer to life yet?
..let me copy
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by: gamergeek10 (06/09/2007)

A man's fear only shows his ignorance.
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by: xxtwizzlerxx (04/11/2007)

Procrastinators Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprive from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though exceptionally small, is not exactly zero. 8. If at first you don't succeed, there is always next year. 9. I shall always begin, start, intitiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. 10. I obey the law on inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to the greater task. 11. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan. 12. I will never put off for tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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by: ahhaha (01/04/2007)

Life sucks... but don't suck life... you don't know where it's been.
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by: theaterlvr311 (12/18/2006)

Relieving the K9 from the dark depths of the everyday home. In english, I'm taking the dog on a walk. BRB.
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by: happykid7 (12/13/2006)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's pretty dang close.
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by: Livlovesyou (12/11/2006)

Never regret something that once made you smile :)
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by: Gobluefanjp (11/26/2006)

Being amazing as usual. Okay, so God had alot to do with it...
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by: macmarge (11/26/2006)

You want real life?
In fifteen years, Wal*Mart will rule the world:
-There will be a wal Mart on every block, everyone will have a blue vest on, and a smiley sticker.
-There will be no TV shows, just wal-mart commercials.
-There will be no coupons, just low prices... always.
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by: macmarge (11/26/2006)

If you don't sound funny when you say guacamole, you're saying it wrong.
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