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by: xxaquariusxx15 (12/05/2005)

Life is just something to do while you're waiting to die.
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1,236 Clicks

by: ewesttrack (11/30/2005)

Money can't buy happiness? Bull crap. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
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1,265 Clicks

by: notintheface (10/31/2005)

Other than the fact that my life sucks, life is great!
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1,237 Clicks

by: nickie isnt icky (10/21/2005)

If rumors were drugs, my entire school would be stoned.
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1,258 Clicks

by: The Thing that goes Hump in the Night (10/21/2005)

God made men to show Satan who kicked ass. God made women because the men looked bored, sane, and rich.
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1,243 Clicks

by: MikeRedRaider (10/04/2005)

When life hands you a bag of shit, just set it on fire and leave it on life's doorstep.
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1,236 Clicks

by: EvilSpedMonkey51 (09/25/2005)

*looks up* WHY DO U HATE ME!?
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1,236 Clicks

by: Gamer 14679 (09/20/2005)

Ya know, stereotyping really sucks pickles!
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1,256 Clicks

by: Skoad (09/07/2005)

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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1,270 Clicks

by: Skoad (09/07/2005)

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
Emo/Real Life
1,258 Clicks


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