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by: xxtwizzlerxx   (04/11/2007)

Procrastinators Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprive from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though exceptionally small, is not exactly zero. 8. If at first you don't succeed, there is always next year. 9. I shall always begin, start, intitiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. 10. I obey the law on inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to the greater task. 11. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan. 12. I will never put off for tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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1,322 Clicks

by: bored2death   (11/15/2007)

Death, God's greatest gift,
Life, God's greatest amusement.
Love, man's source of bliss,
Love, man's source of sorrow.
Happiness, a pigment of our imagination, to describe what we desire,
Anguish, what hides behind a smile, to disguise what really lies.

A man's peace as death awakes,
A baby's cry as it awakes the very first time.
The heart throbs as he falls for the one he loves,
The heart shatters as her words of woe fall from within her lips.
Our laughter and joy are our dreams of life,
Our despair and tears are our reality of life.

People say, "What of hell?"
I say, "What of life?"
We say, "I love you"
She says, "Just leave and go"
They know not the truth, they know happiness,
You know not the lie, you know that word is nothing but a word.

Angel of Death, where may you be?
God of life, shame on thee.
Cupid of love: aims, shoots, and hits,
Cupid's arrow of love/ tranquilizer of cries, in time shall dwindle to bits.
Santa Clause, bring me toys of joy
(Novocain of pain),
Father Time, speed it up, F*&K! Bring it on, cause life SUCKS!

Please, Oh please, kill me now.
Please, Oh please, end it now…
Emo/Real Life
1,322 Clicks

by: Ardvark Asian Abbaconasion Who   (05/23/2006)

4:00pm: Wallow in self pity.
4:30pm: Stare into the abyss.
5:00pm: Solve world hunger. (tell NO ONE)
5:30pm: Jazzercize.
6:30pm: Dinner with me. (I can't cancel that again!)
7:00pm: Wrestle with my self-loathing.....
I'm BOOKED!
Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
Emo/Real Life
1,319 Clicks

by: veggietale1088   (07/18/2004)

Things I've Learned About Life...
1. Happy endings are for fairy tales.
2. Love is a word that gets thrown around and can cause great pain.
3. Promises are meant to be broken.
4. People change.
5. Hopes and dreams are just wishful thinking.
6. You may find the person of your dreams but chances are they've already found theirs.
7. Never listen to anyone.
8. People kill people, not guns.
9. Life is never fair.
10. After all the bullshit is over, you die.
Emo/Real Life
1,313 Clicks

by: sir cumference   (06/12/2008)

Have you ever stopped to think about how closely related girls are to parking spaces?

Just think: 1) The best ones are almost always taken
2) People tend to fight over the good ones
3) There's always someone lurking around hoping for one to become available
4) Once in, it can be tricky to back out
5) The handicapped variety is almost always there for the taking
Emo/Real Life
1,310 Clicks

by: Hickey210   (03/02/2004)

I'm doing something with my life rather than sitting at my computer typing 'lol' and 'omg'
Emo/Real Life
1,309 Clicks

by: beachbabe   (07/07/2005)

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
-Simple Plan
Emo/Real Life
1,307 Clicks

by: XxCheyennexHxCxX   (01/03/2008)

My Emo Hairstyle needs attending to (//_^)
Im gonna go fix it so you can stare at me longer
=D
brb
Emo/Real Life
1,306 Clicks

by: macmarge   (06/12/2006)

I'm a band geek. Go ahead laugh... When I'm playing in the New York Philharmonic, making $100,000... I'll be laughing at you when you pick up my garbage.
Emo/Real Life
1,306 Clicks

by: D-Wayne   (07/05/2005)

What is popularity, if not a social disease?
Emo/Real Life
1,305 Clicks


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