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by: aCrumbl1ngEffigy (11/01/2004)

The Ear bone's connected to the...phone bone
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1,244 Clicks

by: Alex (02/24/2004)

I am away right now. If you want to call me on my cell phone, please buy me one. Thx!
Phone
1,275 Clicks

by: aliciax98 (08/20/2008)

im on the phone no one bother me




I SAID NO ONE BOTHER ME
Phone
1,236 Clicks

by: big mo (12/29/2004)

If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell!
Phone
1,236 Clicks

by: bored2death (07/12/2008)

Hey, it's me, so leave your message after the b-*BEEP*
Phone
1,236 Clicks

by: cheesplease66 (04/04/2004)

*Parents will never understand the importance of a phone to a teenager*
Phone
1,236 Clicks

by: dragon1234123 (07/24/2005)

What if whenever we use the phone, everything we say is transferred to the FBI?!?!
IT'S TOO MUCH THOUGHT FOR ME!!!!!
*glass breaking*
*scream*
*dramatic splat*
Phone
1,267 Clicks

by: fallenangel47859 (07/07/2008)

Looks like all that phone sex has finally caught up with me...I have hearing aids.
Phone
1,264 Clicks

by: falling 24x star (06/18/2004)

Sticking the phone up my butt and making a BOOTY CALL!
Phone
1,251 Clicks

by: FatBoyFat (11/15/2004)

Suicide hotline, please hold...
Phone
1,256 Clicks


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