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by: Alex (02/24/2004)

I am away right now. If you want to call me on my cell phone, please buy me one. Thx!
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1,264 Clicks

by: kick@$$ (03/06/2004)

Humping the phone . . . now that's phone sex ;)
Phone
1,255 Clicks

by: fallenangel47859 (07/07/2008)

Looks like all that phone sex has finally caught up with me...I have hearing aids.
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1,255 Clicks

by: FatBoyFat (11/15/2004)

Suicide hotline, please hold...
Phone
1,252 Clicks

by: syro (06/29/2005)

"You know Leo didn't like phones. He said he could hear voices in them."
-Kelso, That 70's Show
Phone
1,252 Clicks

by: dragon1234123 (07/24/2005)

What if whenever we use the phone, everything we say is transferred to the FBI?!?!
IT'S TOO MUCH THOUGHT FOR ME!!!!!
*glass breaking*
*scream*
*dramatic splat*
Phone
1,252 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out! BBL, talkin' on the phone.
Phone
1,250 Clicks

by: sweetnsour13212 (10/22/2004)

[on the phone]
Chris Griffin: So, what are you wearing?
[pause]
Chris Griffin: Wow! I bet you can see right through that.
Lois Griffin: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris Griffin: Grandma.
Phone
1,250 Clicks

by: RckabillyRebel13 (11/27/2004)

Your IM is very important to us. Please stay online. A representative will be with you momentarily.
Phone
1,250 Clicks

by: falling 24x star (06/18/2004)

Sticking the phone up my butt and making a BOOTY CALL!
Phone
1,249 Clicks


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