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by: aliciax98   (08/20/2008)

im on the phone no one bother me




I SAID NO ONE BOTHER ME
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by: bored2death   (07/12/2008)

Hey, it's me, so leave your message after the b-*BEEP*
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by: fallenangel47859   (07/07/2008)

Looks like all that phone sex has finally caught up with me...I have hearing aids.
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by: sjmman94   (06/17/2008)

On the phone talkin to Jesus, because I'm that awesome.
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by: forgoodorforevil   (01/12/2007)

"Fiona's got him on the phone, and she's tryin not to moan. Cuz it's a three-way call and he knows nothing!"

-Scotty Doesn't Know By Lustra
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by: pshwhatev   (11/06/2006)

Hi, my name isn't important, but you can call me tonight. ;-)
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by: PackerFanatic11   (06/10/2006)

I'm calling the police on you right now because I see what you're doing...
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by: RandomTask   (05/26/2006)

I think I might get a tumor for being on the phone all the time...
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by: dragon1234123   (07/24/2005)

What if whenever we use the phone, everything we say is transferred to the FBI?!?!
IT'S TOO MUCH THOUGHT FOR ME!!!!!
*glass breaking*
*scream*
*dramatic splat*
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by: xhottiex4xevery1   (06/29/2005)

If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! clap clap
If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! clap clap
If you're sexy and you know it, then your face will really show it
If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! call my cell! YEAH
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