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by: gskillet55   (06/27/2005)

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius. Today we solute you, Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. A cullinary creation that baffles the human mind: a 12,000 calorie salad. Ground beef, Refried Beans, Guacamole, Cheese, Sour Cream, and if there is any room left a few shreds of lettuce. Some may ask is your taco salad healthy? Of course it is. It's a salad isn't it? So crack open an ice cold Bud Light conquistador of the calorie. You put the feast in fiesta.
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by: itsjustmissy88   (06/18/2005)

I had to go eat before I went all Ethiopian on your ass and died of starvation!
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by: Status Gone   (05/31/2005)

Life is kind of like a Nacho Bell Grande. People rip you apart, eat your insides, and throw you away when they're done with you.
Anyway, I'm eating.
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by: maxmus300   (05/29/2005)

I love manatees...with mashed potatoes and gravy! :P
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by: Shaved Beverage   (11/29/2004)

Today, Chinese. Tomorrow, Diarrhea.
Went out to eat, be back later.
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by: YOUR MOM   (11/27/2004)

Rub a Dub Dub,
Thanks for the Grub,
YAY GOD!!
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by: Un4SakenAngel   (11/26/2004)

Sometimes I wonder 'What is my purpose? Why am I here?' ...and then I remember 'Cereal, I'm out of cereal... aisle 5.'
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by: daredevil111288   (11/24/2004)

Family? I'm here for the turkey
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by: bumm233   (11/24/2004)

I'm out like Thanksgiving dinner when you put laxatives in the gravy.
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by: Kate   (11/23/2004)

Note to self: Pink insulation...not cotton candy.
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