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by: Anonymous (10/21/2005)

Gettin' some food,
Not in the mood,
For whatever the cafeteria dishes.

It's always bad,
Not to know what you've had,
I can't tell if it's chicken or fishes!!
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by: luvya19 (10/17/2005)

I like bacon, I like pork, run little piggy, I gotta fork!
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by: tj111112421 (10/17/2005)

Why would people work for 20 minutes making a dinner when it only takes 5 minutes to eat it? Screw it! TV dinner here I come!!!!!
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by: LunarMentality (09/20/2005)

BrB...Eating and pondering the meaning of life...
*Chokes and dies*
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by: Dot (08/28/2005)

I am SO hucking fungry.
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by: funkypickle121 (08/21/2005)

I'm watching a really boring cooking show... Oh wait, that's the microwave!
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by: ibreak4sk8rboyz (08/14/2005)

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.
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by: Monkeymountain12 (08/03/2005)

I went to a vending machine and wanted some chips. The code was HH so I pressed the H button twice, but I got a candy bar. I wasn't aware of the HH button; I didn't learn my AA BB CC's damnit damnit!
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by: HomerBWilly (08/03/2005)

While in New York a bum was holding a sign that said, "feed the hungry" so I am doing just that. Talk to you when I get out of the kitchen.
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by: HappyMonkey450 (07/27/2005)

If you are what you eat, then I'm gong to eat only marshmallows.......BrB
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