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by: bubbakevjr (01/22/2006)

::In Heavy German Accent:: Let me in, I'm starving ..... {eating}
AUGUSTUS SAVE SOME ROOM FOR LATER! *E*a*T*i*N*g*
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by: whereuwan2be (12/11/2005)

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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by: Anonymous (12/06/2005)

I like refried beans. I'd like to try fried beans though because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
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by: aViolentPacifist (12/05/2005)

Training to be a fatass... (eating)
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by: dan21993 (11/30/2005)

We need ten CC's and by CC's I mean cupcakes!
-The Simpsons
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by: Belloli54 (11/28/2005)

Placing edible goods in my chewing pit
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by: chrismukkahrox (11/21/2005)

Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
Eating
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by: QueenOfDa7wun8 (11/15/2005)

I'm doing stuff with food. I am either watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently at my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food, eating food, ordering food, preparing food, putting food in my mouth, swallowing it, or making food for me to put in my mouth to chew and swallow.
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by: xEmily2006x (10/31/2005)

Making dinner... Which goes first? The milk or the cereal?
Eating
1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (10/28/2005)

BEEF: It's what's rotting in your colon.
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