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by: myajr9 (05/17/2006)

I know you can't stand it, tunafish band it, I don't want no lettuce on my motha f@#kin sandwich!
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by: Gobluefanjp (05/13/2006)

I may be away right now, but have no fear, it's safest to eat hot dogs in Michigan, for Michgian has the toughest hot dog laws in the country. (That means that Michigan controls what goes into hot dogs the most.)
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by: Brettman (05/04/2006)

%n, Join me, together we will make some sandwiches!
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by: bondage (04/19/2006)

You know how on the sides of some potato chip bags it says, "Betcha can't eat just one!" Well, duh. Of course you can't. I mean, you may not eat another one right away. You might not even eat another one in the same day, but sometime in your lifetime you will eat another chip! Do they really expect you to eat just one potato chip during your whole life?
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by: barnes (03/30/2006)

A gangsta's gotta eat
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by: tdeetz (03/30/2006)

WENT TO GET SOME GRAPE DRINK. BITCH
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by: RandomTask (03/23/2006)

Food! The other white meat!
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by: crazybik3r16 (03/19/2006)

My sandwich brings all the girls to the deli
and they're like
i need more jelly
damn rite
i need more cheese
hell ya
more mayo please
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by: steveo7034 (03/19/2006)

food....you have to say it like Frankenstein to get the full effect
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by: pupstar (02/09/2006)

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
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