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by: Fatlip4you   (03/24/2004)

Q: 007, your mission is simple, infiltrate the food cabinet. Bring back anything tasty that you happen to find inside. If you don't get the idea by now, I'm eating. Check back in a few.
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by: tuckgnaps   (03/24/2004)

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious meat.
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by: DevonScruggs   (03/23/2004)

I Hate Vegaterians... Look, I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots!
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by: KrystalLight13   (03/22/2004)

"I'm eating because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I'm eating."
- Fat Bastard, Austin Powers 2
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by: rwcunn2g   (03/21/2004)

Food can't eat itself.
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by: GennehPenneh   (03/20/2004)

Me no function food well without. rbr
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by: grapefruit658479   (03/17/2004)

Only in America do people order super-sized fries, a super-sized whopper, and a Diet Coke.
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by: Anonymous   (03/16/2004)

Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
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by: redneckgomer   (03/16/2004)

Do you eat soup… or do you drink it?
Think about it while I stuff my face…
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by: jojodamonkey   (03/15/2004)

Off ending World Hunger . . . beginning with myself ;)
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