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by: insanedrumer1 (06/02/2004)

I am watching my girlish figure. Watching it get bigger.
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by: wwjd4aklondykebr (05/28/2004)

A waist is a terrible thing to mind...
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by: Missy (05/24/2004)

I'm not fat - I'm just too short for my weight!
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by: DuDe (05/07/2004)

Hitler Bad. Food Good.
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by: ADIDASgrl (05/02/2004)

I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. If you're smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
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by: Doobagah (04/27/2004)

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!
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by: cor3sbs90 (04/26/2004)

It's...
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
...making lunch bbl...
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by: MuzikmanSoundz (04/26/2004)

Screw Lucky Charms, I'm already magically delicious!
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by: Lem0nadeStand7 (04/25/2004)

Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade:
Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life shitting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.

"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.
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by: michelleusi (04/23/2004)

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
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