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by: YaNkEeDuDe444 (11/11/2004)

I am busy eating once-living animals that were brutally slaughtered, had their brains, heart, and other vital organs ripped out, had their blood drained, were fried, frozen, and then were left in a freezer for a couple weeks... I'll be back after I am finished stripping all the animal's meat from one of its bones...
Eating
1,300 Clicks

by: TxFtbllPlaya44 (11/03/2004)

Pizza, it's what's for breakfeast
Eating
1,236 Clicks

by: DaMovieMan (10/30/2004)

Out chasing down a cow with a pitchfork cuz I'm starving! Back later...
Eating
1,240 Clicks

by: HOFFMAN (10/20/2004)

Starving like a 3rd world country.
Eating
1,237 Clicks

by: losersAREus (10/17/2004)

Your mom cooks so bad, your family prays after dinner.
Eating, BrB
Eating
1,248 Clicks

by: TuxWuo (10/13/2004)

"So long fried rice! Hello fried chicken!"
-Dave Chappelle
Eating
1,252 Clicks

by: SourireChica (10/09/2004)

You know you're a fat kid when you make more noise eating than having sex.
Eating
1,252 Clicks

by: Helen Killa (10/03/2004)

Stop... Hammer Dinner Time!
Eating
1,253 Clicks

by: Angelface (09/27/2004)

Munchin' on some grindage!!!!
-Pauly Shore
Eating
1,249 Clicks

by: WHS PROJECT 79 (09/17/2004)

There is plenty of room for all of God's creatures...
Right next to the mashed potatoes.
Eating
1,249 Clicks


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