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by: xxarmedforcesxx (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can Unscrammble eggs, getting some breakfast bbl
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by: Tosh (11/04/2009)

stuffing my face...DON'T JUDGE ME
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by: Anonymous (09/19/2008)

Fooding myself in the mouth
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by: bored2death (07/17/2008)

You are such a *BEEP*! *BEEP* you and all your *BEEP*! What I would give to *BEEP* you in the *BEEP*!
brb, the microwave is done with my TV dinner
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by: Shagman91 (06/20/2008)

"I eat because I'm unhappy.. I'm unhappy because I eat.."

-Fat Bastard
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by: AyOiTsCaRlA (06/20/2008)

If you are what you eat then I must be fast, cheap, and easy.
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by: CRTY1217 (06/02/2008)

Nicky: "...You put it in your mouth and the meat slides down your throat-hole."
Demon: "Chicken is the shiz-nit!"
-Adam Sandler, Little Nicky
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by: comikent (06/02/2008)

mmmmasticating..
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by: ryang913 (05/30/2008)

Mary had a little lamb, I ate it with mint sauce
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by: sjmman94 (05/14/2008)

Girl Scout Cookies - now made with 30% less Girl Scout!
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