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by: Anonymous (03/16/2004)

Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
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by: Anonymous (03/07/2004)

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it!
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by: Anonymous (10/28/2005)

BEEF: It's what's rotting in your colon.
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by: Anonymous (10/21/2005)

Gettin' some food,
Not in the mood,
For whatever the cafeteria dishes.

It's always bad,
Not to know what you've had,
I can't tell if it's chicken or fishes!!
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by: Anonymous (12/06/2005)

I like refried beans. I'd like to try fried beans though because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
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by: Anonymous (09/19/2008)

Fooding myself in the mouth
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by: A Money (04/16/2004)

I'm off to your mom's house for the "All You Can Eat Crabs"
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by: AceSkywalker (03/10/2004)

And now... a Haiku about Food:
Hunger Bekons Me
My Stomach Commands Orders
Its Rule I Obey

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by: ADIDASgrl (05/02/2004)

I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. If you're smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
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1,241 Clicks

by: aimeee56 (04/07/2004)

Statistics show that people who eat live longer...
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