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by: Lem0nadeStand7 (04/25/2004)

Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade:
Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life shitting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.

"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.
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by: whereuwan2be (12/11/2005)

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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by: gskillet55 (06/27/2005)

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius. Today we solute you, Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. A cullinary creation that baffles the human mind: a 12,000 calorie salad. Ground beef, Refried Beans, Guacamole, Cheese, Sour Cream, and if there is any room left a few shreds of lettuce. Some may ask is your taco salad healthy? Of course it is. It's a salad isn't it? So crack open an ice cold Bud Light conquistador of the calorie. You put the feast in fiesta.
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by: NooBiSHReMiDieS (05/26/2006)

Im eating a baked bean, chocolate stuffed, deep fried, chitlin roasted, overcooked, roach tasting, dog smelling, sugary, quesadilla, BBQ Grilled, burrito BRB!
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by: YaNkEeDuDe444 (11/11/2004)

I am busy eating once-living animals that were brutally slaughtered, had their brains, heart, and other vital organs ripped out, had their blood drained, were fried, frozen, and then were left in a freezer for a couple weeks... I'll be back after I am finished stripping all the animal's meat from one of its bones...
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by: barnes (03/30/2006)

A gangsta's gotta eat
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by: Felicity (03/01/2004)

Grub: Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.
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by: maxmus300 (05/29/2005)

I love manatees...with mashed potatoes and gravy! :P
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by: Raven Azriel (04/04/2004)

[poptart]
I AM AN EVIL POPTART! [::]
I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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by: enjoicluky (03/07/2004)

BrB... having some friends for dinner
~ Hannibel Lector ;)
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