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by: josh t (11/21/2005)

Random Erection. . . Walking it off.
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1,255 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/16/2005)

What do you call a cow jackin' off?
Beef Stroginoff!!
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1,250 Clicks

by: FMFKawasakiRyder (10/31/2005)

What kind of bees make milk??

BOOBIES!!!!
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1,275 Clicks

by: x2xscott (10/17/2005)

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
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1,244 Clicks

by: boo! (10/17/2005)

I'll give u a nickel if you suck my pickle, but I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
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1,257 Clicks

by: ECRider74 (10/12/2005)

"Do the Dew"?! Wut perverted freak came up with that?!..... *glances at %n*
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1,253 Clicks

by: BabyRini2007 (10/12/2005)

(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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1,241 Clicks

by: pooppoop (10/04/2005)

I want to take a cactus and smother it in hot sauce, coat it with sand paper and nails, and shove it up my butt.
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1,249 Clicks

by: iambubbathedog (10/04/2005)

How come when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's TOO EXPENSIVE!!!
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1,246 Clicks

by: SacredFireMonkey (09/26/2005)

I am not available right now because I am playing a game that takes up the whole screen. (and I call that game P.O.R.N)
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1,236 Clicks


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