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by: gonthman87 (03/09/2004)

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die.
Naughty
1,316 Clicks

by: GreenHobo21 (02/22/2006)

Isn't it ironic that it is illegal for a minor to view, purchase, or download pornography when it is REQUIRED BY LAW for vendors to sell minors condoms if they are willing to purchase them? Yeah, that's like saying:
"Sweaty palms are overrated Little Timmy... Go for the real deal."
Naughty
1,316 Clicks

by: grymreaper325 (02/09/2006)

I like my government like I like my women.

Without Bush.
Naughty
1,315 Clicks

by: GuitarCrazy6942 (12/24/2005)

There once was a girl who was cripple
From the weight of her overgrown nipple.
Naughty
1,316 Clicks

by: hahaahah (11/24/2005)

Which condom do you use?

Nike Condoms: Just Do It
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
Naughty
1,317 Clicks

by: happy doodles (04/14/2008)

When you see a green light: you go the same speed.

When you see a yellow light: you go a little bit faster.

When you see a red light: you close your eyes, sip your beer, and FLOOR IT!!
Naughty
1,317 Clicks

by: happykid7 (03/02/2006)

Q: What is Tulsa backwards?
A: A slut

Q: What's a slut backwards?
A: $100

-Larry The Cable Guy
Naughty
1,316 Clicks

by: HCniner09 (06/05/2006)

I had sex all night with this hot chick....... but then I woke up! DAMN! :(
Naughty
1,316 Clicks

by: HellRaiser01 (02/24/2004)

It ain't easy being a dick:
1. I've got a head I can't think with.
2. I have an eye I can't see out of.
3. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
4. My closest neighbor is a real asshole.
5. And every time I get excited I throw up!
Naughty
1,324 Clicks

by: Homitz9229 (02/20/2008)

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Naughty
1,318 Clicks


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