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by: JKMqtpie12 (07/07/2005)

...And then the big hairy monster came out of the closet and tore up all my insides and it tickled real bad!!
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1,275 Clicks

by: drummerguy (02/12/2005)

Alright stop...Pajama time...
- Eminem
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1,263 Clicks

by: TheMonthlyDaily (12/16/2004)

Type quietly, I'm sleeping.
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1,236 Clicks

by: cristjr21 (12/15/2004)

Pretending to be a burrito in my sheets and will be doing so until morning! Hasta luego!
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1,268 Clicks

by: penguinsgotohell (12/14/2004)

Catching up on my sex life
...so it's in my dreams, what's it to ya?
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1,239 Clicks

by: Bosfan1 (12/07/2004)

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
...until tomorrow morning, that is.
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1,268 Clicks

by: VicRattlesnake1 (12/07/2004)

"To sleep: perchance to dream."
-Hamlet Act III Sc I, William Shakespeare
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1,259 Clicks

by: mo (11/25/2004)

I take Viagra before I go to bed so I won't roll off my bunkbed...
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1,246 Clicks

by: pezheads ska! (09/27/2004)

Did you know that during their lifetime, the average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep?
Well, I guess I could use the protein!
Sleeping :)
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1,264 Clicks

by: DaveDaSlave (09/16/2004)

OuT lIkE a PoRcH lIgHt In ThE gHeTtO
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1,277 Clicks


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