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by: Bite_Me (04/19/2006)

You know, I think I suffer from a new disease called Obsessive Compulsive Narcoleptic Disorder because every night, at 12 o'clock, my body decides to shut off for like 10 hours...

I'll see you in the morning with the test results...
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by: skrobelig (02/26/2006)

"Weather forecast for tonight...dark!"
-George Carlin
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/26/2006)

Well, I was asleep, but you just couldn't help waking me up, could you?

Asshole.
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by: shober (02/26/2006)

Exit Light,
Enter Night.
Take My Hand,
We're off to Never-Never Land!


Sleep...
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by: Afroman (02/09/2006)

I'm sleeping, so I'll be back in say, oh I don't know, 8 hours or so. See ya then!!! =D
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by: whodoesthat (01/22/2006)

S L - - P
Trust me.. Buy A vowel..
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by: neddyt (01/10/2006)

Sleep: your body's way of saying shut the hell up.
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by: Blade13 (12/31/2005)

You see, I'm in that rectangular thing thats really soft and comfortable, and my head is on this other thing that is really comfortable and molds to the shape of my head. Then theres this thing that I wrap myself up with to keep me warm, and is also really soft. Also i do this thing with my eyes that makes the whole room go black, and allows me to think of things that i dont think of when I have my eyes open. So in other words, if you didnt get the picture, IM IN BED SLEEPING!!
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by: neddyt (12/27/2005)

You know that you are a loser when you're up at 3am reading other people's away messages.
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by: FRIEND!!! (12/07/2005)

Goodbye cruel day!
Sleepy Time.
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