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by: dwe73 (08/16/2006)

Im sleeping. So don't wake me up with that *Bling* sound this stupid AIM thing makes.
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1,245 Clicks

by: shut.up. (06/28/2006)

Off getting some Z's and getting up every twelve seconds to see if anyone's IMed me...
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1,236 Clicks

by: Mathematician (05/23/2006)

Sometimes I stay awake so long I find myself unable to separate the real from the imagined. I have decided worrying about where that fudged line is serves no purpose to me. I'll let you know where it is when I can see straight again.
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1,265 Clicks

by: InfernalMajesty (05/06/2006)

Me so tired, me sleep long time...
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1,236 Clicks

by: jen (05/06/2006)

If there's no rest for the wicked then why am I sleeping?
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by: rockinpunkx11 (05/04/2006)

Sleeping because the dreams in my sleep are way better than life most of the time!!
Sleeping
1,236 Clicks

by: troubbilgurl818 (05/03/2006)

I like sleep... It's free, it never complains, and every once in a while, you get some.
Sleeping
1,236 Clicks

by: blueball (04/30/2006)

The worst part about sleeping is waking back up to life.
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1,255 Clicks

by: CrispySpot05 (04/30/2006)

I'm sleeping, and you're viewing my away message. Somehow, I'm not jealous.
Sleeping
1,240 Clicks

by: matt (04/30/2006)

When I can't sleep, I count the number of retards that acually think I'm gonna respond to this away message.
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1,236 Clicks


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