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by: kp88 (04/09/2007)

seeing how it's morning already i guess its bed time
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by: Teh Rave (03/03/2007)

I beat insomnia!
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by: littleGIRLYpower (02/15/2007)

I'm sleeping...now, give me one reason why I shouldn't beat you with a stick.
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by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

there are many other things I could be doing at noon. I could be mowing the lawn. doing the dishes. or talking to idiots like you. Or I could be sleeping...I like the sleeping idea
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by: hoppintoad (12/12/2006)

And now it's time to rest my head So I am sleeping soundly in my bed And if it's me that you should wake I swear to God your legs I'll break 0:)
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by: Speedy (12/11/2006)

I'm sleeping in my soft, warm, fluffy bed with a nice soft pillow and soft sheets, and you're up at %t slaving away at a dimly lit crappy computer, reading people's away messages cause you got nothin' better to do. Oh yea, %n , I am EXTREMELY jealous. I'll probably even send you make fun of your profile, cause I'm so jealous, After I'm done getting some SLEEP!
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by: xJustinSainex (11/26/2006)

In the city, the big great city, I go to sleep tonight
Quit IMing, this message your sending, this obsession aint quite right
You just keep talking, if you dont start stopping, this will become a fight
Im trying to sleep dear, im getting pissed here, you'd better fear my might
For if you dont stop, I'll simply just pop, you'll be in such a fright.
I'll go to your house, quiet as a mouse, and commence with such delight
Putting my fingers, around your neck and, squeezing them so tight
To hearing you screaming, and keep on pleading, it will be such such a sight
I think you are done, and as the cops come, I go and take to flight
For in the city, the great big city, I go to sleep tonight.
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by: tooshort42010 (11/26/2006)

MUST...NOT...THINK ABOUT...WATERFALLS!!
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by: macmarge (09/19/2006)

The average person flatuates (farts) 15 times a day. Most of those farts are when you're asleep... so:
1. on road trips don't sleep in the car.
2. don't fall asleep in class, you can't blame someone else if you're asleep.
3. drink coffee before sex, don't fall asleep afterwards, no matter how much it takes out of you!
Sleeping
1,252 Clicks

by: fizzle899 (08/23/2006)

AM I DREAMING OR AM I JUST WALKING IN MY SLEEP?
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