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by: yomomma1390 (03/02/2004)

Out living life to the extreme:
. . . snowboarding . . .
. . . skydiving . . .
. . . bungy jumping . . .
. . . rock climbing . . .
. . . be back after my nap
Sleeping
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by: xJustinSainex (11/26/2006)

In the city, the big great city, I go to sleep tonight
Quit IMing, this message your sending, this obsession aint quite right
You just keep talking, if you dont start stopping, this will become a fight
Im trying to sleep dear, im getting pissed here, you'd better fear my might
For if you dont stop, I'll simply just pop, you'll be in such a fright.
I'll go to your house, quiet as a mouse, and commence with such delight
Putting my fingers, around your neck and, squeezing them so tight
To hearing you screaming, and keep on pleading, it will be such such a sight
I think you are done, and as the cops come, I go and take to flight
For in the city, the great big city, I go to sleep tonight.
Sleeping
1,320 Clicks

by: quickfingers82 (04/09/2004)

Dreaming of %n... Interrupt at your own risk.
Sleeping
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by: Torpedojager (03/06/2004)

I can't talk to you right now. Why? Because I'm in the middle of giving my pillow head.
Sleeping
1,314 Clicks

by: FireDevil429 (03/03/2004)

Sleep is one's temporary peace ... until death
Sleeping
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by: Blade13 (12/31/2005)

You see, I'm in that rectangular thing thats really soft and comfortable, and my head is on this other thing that is really comfortable and molds to the shape of my head. Then theres this thing that I wrap myself up with to keep me warm, and is also really soft. Also i do this thing with my eyes that makes the whole room go black, and allows me to think of things that i dont think of when I have my eyes open. So in other words, if you didnt get the picture, IM IN BED SLEEPING!!
Sleeping
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by: mo (11/25/2004)

I take Viagra before I go to bed so I won't roll off my bunkbed...
Sleeping
1,312 Clicks

by: JeffyBear (02/25/2004)

Finally, some quality porno time. (Please replace 'porno' with 'SLEEP' seeing as my delete button is broken.)
Sleeping
1,311 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

there are many other things I could be doing at noon. I could be mowing the lawn. doing the dishes. or talking to idiots like you. Or I could be sleeping...I like the sleeping idea
Sleeping
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by: iFlingPoo (03/03/2004)

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.
Sleeping
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