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by: xJustinSainex (11/26/2006)

In the city, the big great city, I go to sleep tonight
Quit IMing, this message your sending, this obsession aint quite right
You just keep talking, if you dont start stopping, this will become a fight
Im trying to sleep dear, im getting pissed here, you'd better fear my might
For if you dont stop, I'll simply just pop, you'll be in such a fright.
I'll go to your house, quiet as a mouse, and commence with such delight
Putting my fingers, around your neck and, squeezing them so tight
To hearing you screaming, and keep on pleading, it will be such such a sight
I think you are done, and as the cops come, I go and take to flight
For in the city, the great big city, I go to sleep tonight.
Sleeping
1,332 Clicks

by: Blade13 (12/31/2005)

You see, I'm in that rectangular thing thats really soft and comfortable, and my head is on this other thing that is really comfortable and molds to the shape of my head. Then theres this thing that I wrap myself up with to keep me warm, and is also really soft. Also i do this thing with my eyes that makes the whole room go black, and allows me to think of things that i dont think of when I have my eyes open. So in other words, if you didnt get the picture, IM IN BED SLEEPING!!
Sleeping
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by: yomomma1390 (03/02/2004)

Out living life to the extreme:
. . . snowboarding . . .
. . . skydiving . . .
. . . bungy jumping . . .
. . . rock climbing . . .
. . . be back after my nap
Sleeping
1,305 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

Last night I had a dream that I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was missing - strange. Anyway I'm Sleeping.
Sleeping
1,280 Clicks

by: Weird Kid (02/21/2004)

Gotta hit the sack, will be right back
Sleeping
1,278 Clicks

by: DaveDaSlave (09/16/2004)

OuT lIkE a PoRcH lIgHt In ThE gHeTtO
Sleeping
1,277 Clicks

by: SMChick07 (03/24/2004)

I'm in the middle of a really long blink...
Sleeping
1,276 Clicks

by: be mine poo face (03/07/2004)

*grabs bat* *smacks %n* Don't bother me, I'm sleeping.
Sleeping
1,275 Clicks

by: JKMqtpie12 (07/07/2005)

...And then the big hairy monster came out of the closet and tore up all my insides and it tickled real bad!!
Sleeping
1,275 Clicks

by: JeffyBear (02/25/2004)

Finally, some quality porno time. (Please replace 'porno' with 'SLEEP' seeing as my delete button is broken.)
Sleeping
1,272 Clicks


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