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by: meaganmarie (11/04/2009)

If U Think Something Small Can't Make A Difference, Try Goin 2 Sleep With A Mosquito In The Room!
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by: ndouano (10/16/2009)

I'm now going back to the place where I started my day. BED.
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by: ii573v3 (08/21/2009)

Man, I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here in the middle of typing this away messaghbhkjfjkdffdkjbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

::snore::
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by: Anonymous (07/01/2009)

hey, i am sleeping... you wake me up, you DIIEEE
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by: Fullmetal Ninja (06/01/2009)

I'm gonna go comatose for a few hours and have hallucinations while I do so, then I'll have amnesia of the whole experience.
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by: miszluciiousz (04/23/2009)

Doin' what I DIDN'T do last night . . . and what I wasn't SUPPOSED to do yesturday an everyother day before in class . . . Just think, if your name was "Sleep" / "nap" / "snoozing", I could be doing you in my bed right now. :D btw ; im in thee middle of the world's longest blink BBL.
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by: MichaelLush (04/23/2009)

thanks for waking me up retard....uhm you should start running now.
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by: misspiff (02/04/2009)

SLeEpiN

bondin wit ma pillow :)
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by: ILOVEYOU (12/31/2008)

Always go to bed in your best pajamas, because yo never know who you will meet in your dreams <3
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by: ethanw22 (11/12/2008)

Sleeping.
No, %n not with your mother, that's tomorrow night.
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