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by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Sherman Schrader: I hope you have hobo stab insurance.
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by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Glen: [ordering around in the kitchen] I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka-blam! Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. Pronto! And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher
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by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired?
Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!

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1,252 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, come on. Don't be scared.
Sherman Schrader: Scared? I'm not scared. You're scared.
Hands: Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.
Sherman Schrader: I told you that in confidence Hands!
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, you were afraid when you're tooth fell out because you were terrified of the Tooth Fairy.
Sherman Schrader: That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling through my shit.

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1,400 Clicks

by: eagle92190 (05/02/2008)

"What is this?...Smells like piss...Looks like piss, piss with ink."
-Sweeney Todd
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
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1,260 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/02/2008)

"I am a BOY, Damon!"

-Money Mike, Friday After Next
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1,236 Clicks

by: Penguinmuncher12 (05/02/2008)

In a world of 33 flavors, we're the water they wash the scoop in.

-Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,259 Clicks

by: TheDroppedSoapBar (05/02/2008)

I watch "Lost" because I have deep-seeded emotional issues and enjoy tormenting myself on a weekly basis
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1,276 Clicks

by: wvredneck159 (05/02/2008)

Chris (Luke Skywalker): *shots fired* Their coming too fast!
Peter (Han Solo): A nickel for every time I had that problem, just keep shooting Luke (Chris).
Cleveland (R2-D2): *shots fired* Yeaha thats how we do it in my neighborhood bi**h.
Chris (Luke): *shots fired* I got him, I got him!
Peter (Han Solo): Right kid don't get penisy.

~Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest
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1,422 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Uncle Ben: Right or Left?
Glen: Right
Uncle Ben: Whose right?
Glen: Your call
Uncle Ben: You're an idiot!
Glen: Your upset, go with what you feel. You got about twelve feet.
[Trailer hits a tree]
Glen: Perfect
Uncle Ben: A*shole.

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1,250 Clicks


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