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by: NiCkFaDDy1 (03/06/2004)

"At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'Why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands?' You might also ask yourself, 'Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?"
- Mitch, Old School
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1,281 Clicks

by: jackbootiemommys (03/06/2004)

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie Boy and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milk plus - milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.
- A Clockwork Orange
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by: BLUE fingers (03/06/2004)

TIMMY! (timm-ahhhh!)
~South Park
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1,257 Clicks

by: freakrd101 (03/06/2004)

Be back later! Off finding Nemo!:)
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by: Purgatori (03/06/2004)

"Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says: Can you put me up for the night?"
- The Crow
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1,255 Clicks

by: KristEEnEEpoo (03/06/2004)

IT'S OK! I'm a Limo driver! - Dumb and Dumber
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1,255 Clicks

by: poppylz (03/02/2004)

I'm watching a movie and I'm 2 lazy 2 get up and talk 2 u. Better luck next time :)
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1,271 Clicks

by: C*i* (02/25/2004)

T.V.'s obviously more entertaining than talking to %n, otherwise I'd be here right now...
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1,281 Clicks

by: Brittany (02/23/2004)

"I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all."
William Hung, American Idol
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1,286 Clicks

by: Termin8tor (02/23/2004)

Exercise is good for you, so that's what I'm doing right now... walking from the computer to the T.V.
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1,272 Clicks


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