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by: hpnb616   (03/16/2004)

"Silly customer! You cannot hurt the Twinkie!"
- Apu, The Simpsons
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1,137 Clicks
by: ~*ßenji!*~©   (03/15/2004)

SAVE ME, JEBUS! - Homer simpson
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1,126 Clicks
by: dioblo76   (03/15/2004)

"Could Jesus Heat a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it?"
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,126 Clicks
by: FordMustangMan25   (03/14/2004)

I'm the only player ever to take off his skate and try to stab someone
- Happy Gilmore
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1,133 Clicks
by: Boomstik   (03/14/2004)

Hey that's cool, shut up for a second.
- Homer Simpson
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1,125 Clicks
by: ADHD is the way to be!   (03/14/2004)

"AWWWW look at me I'm gonna go touch the butt!!"
- Finding Nemo
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1,129 Clicks
by: AwzumJulie   (03/13/2004)

"What kind of cowboy name is Chon Wang??!?!?!"
- Roy O'Bannon (Owen Wilson) Shaghai Noon
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1,130 Clicks
by: FrankThunderhammer   (03/12/2004)

"All my life I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body."
- Homer J. Simpson
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1,125 Clicks
by: FrankThunderhammer   (03/12/2004)

"Dude... if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho!"
- Jack Black Saving Silverman
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1,125 Clicks
by: Anonymous   (03/12/2004)

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get you high today. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
- Smokey, Friday
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1,145 Clicks
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