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by: Andrew (03/25/2004)

"Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with an emphasis on human resource development, THANK YOU." - Will Ferrell, Old School
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1,333 Clicks

by: whozdisdork (03/23/2004)

"Toke as needed. Caution: Objects may appear more edible than they actually are."
- Homer Simpson
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1,258 Clicks

by: zoltant123190 (03/20/2004)

"Nighty night! Keep your butthole tight!"
- Dave Chappelle
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1,269 Clicks

by: GennehPenneh (03/20/2004)

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
- Homer Simpson
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1,250 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/20/2004)

"Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
- Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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1,250 Clicks

by: jordmatt92 (03/19/2004)

"Spam Busters Bitch!"
- Dave Chappelle
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1,264 Clicks

by: bigwil121588 (03/19/2004)

"I've always wanted to say this, FORSHIZZLE!"
- Tiger Woods, Chappelle's Show
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1,257 Clicks

by: Baldzy522 (03/18/2004)

"My mom says I'm cool"
- Milhouse Van Houten, The Simpsons
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1,252 Clicks

by: jkiddlova13 (03/17/2004)

"...That's where I saw a leprechaun! He told me to BURN THINGS!"
- Ralph, The Simpsons
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1,257 Clicks

by: Billie (03/16/2004)

"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
- Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
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1,270 Clicks


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