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by: babycayks371 (03/31/2004)

"We're going streaking!"
-Will Ferrell, Old School
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1,264 Clicks

by: flyguy05 (03/30/2004)

Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Stifler
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1,258 Clicks

by: adrive7 (03/30/2004)

"I believe you have my stapler..."
- Milton, Office Space
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1,254 Clicks

by: ***Arsenio*** (03/30/2004)

"Screw you guys, I'm gettin out of here!"
- Eric Cartmen, South Park
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1,258 Clicks

by: xknifeheartdiex (03/28/2004)

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, SAVE ME SUPERMAN!" - Homer Simpson
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1,255 Clicks

by: Mike (03/27/2004)

"According to this calendar, Jesus is coming tomorrow!" ~ Arthur
"No dad, that's Jesus the sprinkler guy!" ~ Carrie

- The King of Queens
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1,270 Clicks

by: tony (03/27/2004)

"I'm gonna go watch mmmmooooovie".
- Austin Powers
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1,265 Clicks

by: C-Dawg (03/27/2004)

"Alright..." (ahl..riiight!)
- Quagmire, Family Guy
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1,243 Clicks

by: jumpygerbil11 (03/26/2004)

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobol
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1,257 Clicks

by: shutout x4 (03/26/2004)

"Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym."
- Jack Black, School of Rock
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1,236 Clicks


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