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by: ocs   (05/21/2004)

"So I'm a child, am I? Well, I'll tell you what, Lois. If you're married to a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert."
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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by: Albot   (05/19/2004)

"Hey 911? It's Quagmire. No! No! It's in a window this time!"
- Glen Quagmire, Family Guy
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by: amonkeynamedphil   (05/18/2004)

"Respect ma authority!"
- Eric Cartmen, South Park
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by: Vincent   (05/02/2004)

"THEY TOOK OUR JARBS!"
" tuk nik blech! "
- South Park
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by: IbReAtHeFoRgC   (04/27/2004)

"N-I-G, G-A-R, It's the Niggar family!"
- Chappelle's Show
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by: jen   (04/26/2004)

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneres
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by: HaNkThEtAnK   (04/25/2004)

"What is a badonkadonk?"
- Dave Chappelle
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by: nance   (04/14/2004)

Just tell Nemo that you couldn't find him because you were getting stoned... he'll understand.
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by: Beans5400   (04/14/2004)

Chappelle's Show - Wednesday Night, Comedy Central
Don't miss it... you will be quized.
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by: PbOyBuNNyGF   (04/12/2004)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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