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by: Carolinka (08/24/2004)

Televizzle fo' shizzle!!!
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1,304 Clicks

by: lazybum (08/24/2004)

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17
- Pulp Fiction
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1,322 Clicks

by: Yellek (08/24/2004)

"That Hansel, he's so hott right now!"
- Mugatu, Zoolander
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1,305 Clicks

by: Liverman17 (08/23/2004)

"That's a bad Mr. Kitty!!"
- Eric Cartman, South Park
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1,311 Clicks

by: The_king_ad_rock (08/22/2004)

"Livin' La Vida Sofa"
- Homer Simpson
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1,301 Clicks

by: ~abbs1234~ (08/07/2004)

"Dont forget to bring a towel!"
~Towely, South Park
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1,302 Clicks

by: angelpudding14 (06/18/2004)

"It may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. It'll test your head and your mind, and your brain too."
- Jack Black, School of Rock
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1,302 Clicks

by: bored4eva (06/15/2004)

Peter: "This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here"
Jesus: "For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK."
~Family Guy
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1,303 Clicks

by: Tyler DUrden (06/05/2004)

"Did you know that if you mix equal parts orange juice concentrate and gasoline you can make napalm? That's right, one can make all sorts of explosives with simple household products. If one were so inclined."
Tyler Durdan - Fight Club
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1,304 Clicks

by: ibreak4sk8rboyz (06/05/2004)

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
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1,305 Clicks


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