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by: Korei Ryuu (05/19/2008)

"Or as...I'm sorry Laverne I don't really know your husband, what are some of Mr. Roberts' good qualities?"
"Well he was a roadie for Jimmie Hendrix. And when it rains, he carries me to the car."
"And you've guys have been married for what? Sixty years?"
"I'm forty-eight! And now I am done here!"

-Scrubs
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1,260 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/19/2008)

Cyborg: "Mind telling me why you're always by yourself?"
Raven: "You heard the kid, I don't exactly fit in."
Cyborg: "He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine."

-Teen Titans
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1,264 Clicks

by: MonkeyNUTS (05/19/2008)

"Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!"
-Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory
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1,266 Clicks

by: MonkeyNUTS (05/19/2008)

[talking to the press]
This is my brother. And this is my brother's new girlfriend and she is NOT a whore!"
-Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory
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1,261 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/14/2008)

Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
-Zoolander
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1,272 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/14/2008)

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
-Zoolander
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1,259 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/12/2008)

J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: That's not true!
J.P. Prewitt: Yes it is, Derek.
Derek Zoolander: Okay.

-Zoolander
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1,251 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/08/2008)

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'?"

-Scrubs
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1,250 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/08/2008)

Troy: "We went to the Libarry!"
Janitor: "It's pronounced 'library'."
Troy: "Ooh your face is turnin' as red as a strawbrary!"
Janitor: "... Don't have kids."

-Scrubs
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1,259 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/08/2008)

Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

~Zoolander
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1,260 Clicks


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