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by: ocs (12/05/2004)

"I'm just a big fake, like the moon landing and Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. I don't mean that completely unproved gay rumor, they're just both really phony."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,299 Clicks

by: beyondfire90 (12/05/2004)

...Worst Away Message Ever...
-Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons
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1,266 Clicks

by: troublesumpixi (11/03/2004)

Wake up %n...
The Matrix has you.
Follow the white rabbit %n
NOW DAMNIT OR THE AGENTS WILL KILL YOU!

knock...knock %n
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1,263 Clicks

by: thesizzzler (10/23/2004)

I am the weakest link. Goodbye.
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1,248 Clicks

by: kapsta1049 (10/02/2004)

"I married a woman who said she was rich. Spent all her money, walked out on a bitch! Won't you be, won't you be, oh won't you be my neighbor?"
-Eddie Murphy, Saturday Night Live
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1,266 Clicks

by: MARIE4wwjd (10/02/2004)

I'm away... "Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?"
-Rachel, Friends
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1,264 Clicks

by: kapsta1049 (10/02/2004)

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have church, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtuckit Brewery!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,297 Clicks

by: apoc-sly-josh (09/23/2004)

Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible?
Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
-Family Guy
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1,280 Clicks

by: MaD BoMbEr (09/22/2004)

European - Hey man, european on my boots.
Fascinate - I got 11 buttons on this shirt but I can only fascinate.
Mayonnaise - Mayonnaise a lot of good-looking girls in here.
-Red-Neck Dictionary-
Blue Collar T.V.
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1,293 Clicks

by: basketballbill9 (09/18/2004)

Thank You, Come Again!
-Apoo
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1,236 Clicks


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