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by: Skaterchik (12/10/2004)

"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra when, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening
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1,265 Clicks

by: cylinder628 (12/09/2004)

"Here, let me use my strong hand."
- Hanson, Scary Movie 2
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1,256 Clicks

by: azsk9babe (12/09/2004)

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
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1,252 Clicks

by: ibreak4sk8rboyz (12/08/2004)

Will: "Roses are red, Violets are Blue.
Jazz and I are black,
But, Carlton, what are you?"
-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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1,272 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (12/07/2004)

"Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that............And that."
Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,240 Clicks

by: hoff (12/07/2004)

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war...our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
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1,381 Clicks

by: DarkSha (12/06/2004)

"My day? I'll tell you how my day was! Un-freakin'-believable! First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughters doll! Her doll, for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? I got news for you: its not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virture are gone, honey! Bam! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle! One day, you can see your reflection in it, and the next day its a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you: Blah! Blah! Blah! Knowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul! That's how my freakin' day was!"
-Brian Griffin, Family Guy
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1,404 Clicks

by: DarkDeath369 (12/06/2004)

"It's not that me and my wife aren't together anymore that scares me. It's the fact that there's a person out there who knows you like to be spanked in the ass with a G.I Joe figure."
- The Last Comic Standing
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1,267 Clicks

by: lkygrl2003 (12/06/2004)

"Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
-Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
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1,350 Clicks

by: Matty boy (12/06/2004)

"English, who needs that? I'm never going to England."
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,255 Clicks


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