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by: robbie2004 (12/24/2004)

No one makes me bleed my own blood.
-Ben Stiller, Dodgeball
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1,300 Clicks

by: Floatsam2020 (12/17/2004)

Dear Louis,
Me and Chris...
have gone shopping with you
went to the library to read lots of books
are invisible, but by your side all the same
--Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: CS (12/16/2004)

Welcome back to Woodland Critter Christmas!
Rabbity: Hail Satan!
~South Park
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1,300 Clicks

by: Jen Jen (12/16/2004)

"For my next miracle, I'm gonna turn water...into FUNK!"
-Jesus, Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: Dannyboy12491 (12/16/2004)

Shall we shag now or shag later?
-Austin Powers
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1,300 Clicks

by: lostprophet2242 (12/15/2004)

"As we all know, Christmas is the time of year that Jesus's ghost rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: ocs (12/15/2004)

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nun chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... "
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,300 Clicks

by: mutant_hamster (12/15/2004)

"Mmphh mmph mmph mmmph!"
-Kenny, South Park
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1,300 Clicks

by: Dwn2earthgirl (12/14/2004)

"Yeah, she was like 'I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!!!!!' I said 'you better not, YOU BETTER NOT!!"
-Jack Black, Orange County
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: thisismymessage (12/10/2004)

"On this day, we remember the Wright brothers.... Orville and Redenbocker"
-Cartman, South Park
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1,300 Clicks


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