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by: martyeggs (03/08/2005)

You're adopted! Your parents don't even love you!
~Peter La'Flour (Vince Vaughn), Dodgeball
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1,303 Clicks

by: Conny (03/01/2005)

Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
-Family Guy
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1,306 Clicks

by: Brice (02/27/2005)

"You can't like... own a potato... it's one of God's creatures."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,303 Clicks

by: Berkurel (02/22/2005)

"I am seriously questioning your dedication to 'Sparkle Motion'!"
-Kitty, Donnie Darko
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1,308 Clicks

by: basketballprincess25 (02/22/2005)

'It's like watching a bunch of retards tryin' to hump a doorknob!'
-Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball
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1,303 Clicks

by: KornFan1023 (02/16/2005)

"You might be a redneck if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a phone."
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
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1,302 Clicks

by: memesoso2004 (02/11/2005)

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you were never really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. That's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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1,322 Clicks

by: Anna (02/07/2005)

"Calling someone fat won't make you any skinnier, and calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter."
~Cady (Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls)
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1,306 Clicks

by: AmBeR_LeAnN91 (12/29/2004)

"Because here at Globo Gym, we're better than you, and we know it."
--Dodgeball
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1,302 Clicks

by: shortstud004 (12/29/2004)

"Good rice, Good Curry, Good Ghandi let's hurry!"
A prayer by Apu - The Simpsons
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1,304 Clicks


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