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by: wrstlngmaniac (05/02/2005)

"Lois, if Chris becomes Jewish, he'll be smart enough to program a VCR on Thanksgiving without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself."
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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by: Hamster (04/29/2005)

"Mmff mm mrph, hfrm phr mfh purfm."
~Kenny, South Park
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1,261 Clicks

by: Anonymous (04/29/2005)

I think the last place I would like to be beamed is "up Scotty".
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by: evilcheesehead87 (04/27/2005)

One time, at band camp....
-American Pie
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1,259 Clicks

by: Brent (04/21/2005)

(On describing how he will break into the mobile trailer park)
Peter: "You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here. Now, there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches above the floor so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin."
Brian: "Can I buy some pot from you?"
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by: billyjoejimbob (04/21/2005)

"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter."
- Wayne, Wayne's World 2
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1,272 Clicks

by: scare-e-movie (04/10/2005)

"Cindy, this is just some bones. Would you run from Calista Flockhart?"
- Regina Hall, Scary Movie 2
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1,261 Clicks

by: ChibiUsa20000 (04/06/2005)

"Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken."
~Meatwad- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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1,268 Clicks

by: Anonymous (04/05/2005)

Oompa Loompa Oompadidoo... I'm watching TV instead of talking to you.
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1,257 Clicks

by: Vash (04/05/2005)

What Would Jesus Glue?
~Simpsons
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1,238 Clicks


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